Expecting a house guest.

Me:
"Ty, I love seeing you playing cars.  Will you stay four years old forever and always play cars on my floor?"

Ty nods (he's a people pleaser) then he stops and shakes his head and smiles. 

Ty:
"Nope.  I've got to get big so I can do big jobs, like... rake."

Me:
"Well, when you are a man and have a 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 year-old, can I borrow him so that he can come play cars on my floor?"

Ty:
"Sure.  You can borrow him any time you like."

Me:
"I won't keep him forever, cause I know how much you will love him and want him to be home with you.  Maybe I can borrow him while you and your wife go on a date?"

Ty:
"Yep.  You can borrow him for nine days."



--I'm holding you to it little boy.