A Monologue by Jack:
[Jack standing on the stairs in front of me as we were trying to go upstairs. He turns around and looks straight into my belly]
"Mom!
You're fat.
Your belly is fat.
There's a baby in
there.
It makes you FAT!
[lifts my shirt to expose belly skin]
Look Mommy, you're fat.
[gently places both hands on my stomach]
It is so fat.
Your belly is fat.
[pauses, still can't believe it's so fat, slowly leans over and rests his head on my belly]
There's a baby in there."
Me:
"Jack do you love our new baby?"
Jack:
"Yes, it's in your tummy. It's making you fat.
It's getting BIIIGGGG!
That's why you are so fat.
[turns to walk up the stairs after some prodding from me. Takes several steps then turns around (still amazed)]
Mommy, you're fat.
You are so fat.
Your belly is very very fat.
[continues up the stairs and on with life]
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3 comments:
Too cute!
"I'm not fat Jack, I'm baby healthy"
Mema
Wow....he is so smooth with the ladies:)
Katherine
Nothin' like a little preschooler honesty to keep a momma humble, huh? *sigh* Oh dear. However, it could be worse -- one of my biggest fears is a similar monologue from one of my kids very loudly while in a public place, pointing to a stranger. It hasn't happened yet, but I fear that it's inevitable.
No matter what Jack says, you look GREAT, Becca! Hang in there! :)
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